People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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