and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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