I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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