jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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