Midget sex pt 2 tonight
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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