so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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