no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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