no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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