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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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