We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Drunk is a universal language darling
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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