I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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