Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
id be glad to
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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