If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
no you cant smoke seaweed
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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