after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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