My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
