He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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