haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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