Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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