I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
