She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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