just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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