Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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