We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
