false alarm. still invincible.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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