He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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