It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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