Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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