Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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