and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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