You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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