Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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