can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Dear god my vagina.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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