I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
i believe in u and ur pee
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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