I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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