Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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