worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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