they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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