Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
why do cheetos always look like penises
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize
