that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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