I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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