her vagine was all disorganized.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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