I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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