so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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