Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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