It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Randomize
