If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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