Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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