very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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