Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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