I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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