He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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