Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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