I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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