How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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