no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Reggie can tackle my bush.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
