So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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