Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
God, I missed his penis.
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